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Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

Um, how did I miss this????

laphamsquarterly:

Looks like Dr. Who is alive and well in Geneva.

michellelegro:

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.” 

Rather too much tweed? There’s your problem. 

11/22/11
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    Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie...tweed for his age, would not reveal his...
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    Well, I’m all for the “Kit-Kats for everyone” portion of the future. I’m all for the sharing of Kit-Kats. Especially...
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    I was so excited about this until I noticed it was published on april fools day. :P
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    Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather...tweed for his age, would not...
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    “The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to...
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    This is pretty awesome. I’m glad the future holds Kit Kats for everyone.
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    kit kats for everyoneeeeeeeeeeee
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    Um, how did I miss this???? laphamsquarterly:
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    ‘It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.’ i love this hahahaha
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    hahahahahhaa yes
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